I noticed you deleted me. Usually, a discovery like this would upset me and have me wondering why but this time is different. I’m relieved that the chapter of my life with you in it is over. You caused me more strife than you were worth and now I’m completely free. I’m free to be with the one I never got over and the one who always stuck by me and loved me. I’m free to no longer wonder if what you and I had would last. And, if I’m being completely honest, I’m free to enjoy sex with someone who is not only more well endowed than you are but also knows how to engage my body better than you do. By removing yourself from my life, you have set me free from constraint and allowed me to find a more pure love. Thank you for ending the year and a half long madness. 

This summer marks a new chapter in my life.